
| smugglers in the cantina | ► |

At the mall with my mom
Mom: “Come see what I almost got you?”
Me: “….oh my god….”
Mom: “Would you have liked it?”
Me: “I would have completely flipped my shit, mom… but the panini grill is pretty cool too I guess.”
Almost got me… Almost.
SO CLOSE, MOM. SO CLOSE.

I said “Holy shit” out loud when I saw this just now. [x]